Fabrication no. 3 (Joke)

Bloke gets invited to a fancy dress party on the theme of cartoon characters. Says to the host, ‘I’d like to come, but I’ve no idea what to go as.’ Host says, ‘Tell you what, why not come as the Pink Panther, that’ll go down well.’ ‘Right you are, then,’ says the bloke, ‘I’ll do that.’ Night of the party, it’s in full swing, knock on the door. Host goes to open it, and standing there is this bloke, stark bollock naked. ‘What the fuck are you playing at?’ says the host, ‘I told you to come as the Pink Panther.’ ‘I did,’ says the bloke, ‘Pink Panther don’t wear no fucking clothes.’