Afterlife Proposal no. 4: OMG!

Zoe izza Hellcat Yeah! has sent you a friend request.  Accept/deny?

You and Zoe izza Hellcat Yeah! are now friends.

Zoe izza Hellcat Yeah! has sent you a message.

Zoe izza… says:  OMG!  LOL! Cant believe ur on here!  :-)

Send a reply.

You say:  Hi Zoe!  This is crazy!  How did you find me!

Zoe izz… says:  Just did a serch and there u wer.  When did u rejister??

You say:  Just now, like five minutes ago I think.  You’re my first friend!

Zoe izz… says:  U shoud be careful tho cos this thing is addictiv u lose all trak of time.  OMG!  U will never gess who els is on here???  :-O

You say:  Who??

Zoe izz… says:  Only Jenny!!!

You say:  You mean from school?

Zoe izz… says:  Yeah I no OMG!!!

You say: Wow, the three of us back together!  I never thought that I would bump into her again.

Zoe izz… says:  Me neether.  Shes on my friends list tho.  Top friend actualy!  LOL!

Jenny from da block has sent you a friend request.  Accept/deny?

You and Jenny from da block are now friends.

Send Jenny from da block a message.

You say:  Hi Jenny long time no see!

Jenny f… says:  Hiya!  Luv ya!

You say:  How’s it going?  You look amazing in your profile photo!  What have you been up to since… forever?

Jenny f… says:  Oh, this and that.  Been on here mostly.

You say:  That all?!!  You always were laidback!  LOL!!  How are you, generally, with things?  After school, didn’t you have to go into hospital for a bit or something?  Sorry.  I think I remember…

Jenny f… says:  Yeah, something like that.  Anyway catch you laters, gotta go.  Playing Texas Hold ’Em and I’m winning for a change!  LOL!!  Luv ya!

You say:  OK, bye!

You were poked by Zoe izza Hellcat Yeah!

Poke back.

Send Zoe izza Hellcat Yeah! a message.

You say:  Zoe hang on.  Wasn’t Jenny in an accident or something when we ewre in college?

Zoe izz… says:  Dunno maybe.  Cant remember.  But ive got a memory like a sive.  Ive been trying to fill in my ‘about me’ section sicne I got here but I cant remember nothink to put in it!

You say: Same here.  I put down socialising but I can’t think of anything else.

You say:  Zoe you know what.

Zoe izz… says:  What??  Do tell!!

You say:  This is going to sound funny.

Zoe izz… says:  What is??!!

You say:  I think we’re dead.

Zoe izz… says:  You what!  LOL!  :-S

You say:  I think we’re dead.  I remember now, just before I registered, I was going in for an operation, and they put me under, and there was a chance there’d be complications.  And Jenny got run over, I remember, and… I went to your funeral.  You overdosed on your medication.  Zoe, we’re dead.

Zoe izz… says:  U no what I think your right.  Cos I been getting messages from me nan and shes dead, and Mrs. Harper who taut us in juniors, shes been sending me invites for weird religers shit like what she went on about in asembaly and she diyed dint she?

You say:  So this is Heaven.

Zoe izz… says:  Dunno, Im a Hellcat me!  Yeah!  LOL!  :-P

You say:  You certainly are!  But is this all there is tho, just sending each other messages and poking each other?  For ever and ever??

Zoe izz… says:  Spose.  But its fun tho innit!??

You say:  I guess.  I dunno, I guess I was hoping there’d be something more, that it’d all be, I dunno, happier, something spiritual or something.  This is a bit… dull.  :-(

Zoe izza Hellcat, Yeah! has sent you a gift of a doughnut.

You say:  Thanks, Zoe!  :-)

Zoe izz… says:  No problem!

You say:  Still a bit :-( tho.

You were poked by Holy Ghost.

Poke back.

Holy Ghost has sent you a friend request.  Accept/Deny?

You and Holy Ghost are now friends.

Holy Ghost has sent you a gift of joy and peace.

Holy Ghost has forwarded a link to the page of Jesus Christ.  View link?

You have sent a friend request to Jesus Christ.

Jesus Christ has accepted you as a friend.

And do you accept Jesus Christ as your lord and saviour, and do you believe that Jesus Christ died for your sins, and for which you ask his forgiveness?  Accept/Deny?

Jesus Christ is now your top friend.

Send a bulletin to all your friends.

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Zoe izz… says:  What you doin??  LOL!

You say:  I’m praising the Lord, Almighty God, in whose house I now dwell. 

Zoe izz… says:  OMG!  LOL!

You say:  Lalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalala

Zoe izz… says:  ROFL!  LMAO!  :-P