Kyle, come here now.  I said, come
here.  Come here or there’ll be
trouble.  Come here now, or you’ll get a
smack.  I mean it.  Kyle, come here now and stop being
silly.  Kyle, come here, or I’ll hurt
you.  Right, that’s it.  I said, didn’t I?  When we get home, I’m going to slam your
fingers in the drawer.  I mean it.  Just do as you’re told, Kyle.  Do as your told or – right, that’s it.  When we get back home, I’m stapling your
face.  Going to staple your face because
you’re being naughty.  I don’t care.  No, I don’t care.  Come here, now, we’re going.  Kyle, put that down.  No, we’re not getting that, put that down,
now.  Kyle, put it down or I’ll cut
you.  I mean it.  I’ll cut a hole in you.  Kyle. 
I said – now look what you’ve done. 
Now look what you’ve done.  No, I
don’t want to hear it.  Say you’re
sorry.  Say you’re sorry.  Say you’re sorry or I’ll glue your eyes
shut.  I mean it.  I’ll glue them.  Ok, darling, ok.  You don’t need to cry.  Mummy’s not angry with you anymore.  There we go. 
Now give us a cuddle.
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